I’ve lived in California for quite some time now, and I’m starting to pick up the accent. But this is just hilarious.
#define YoDude for(
#define OK )
#define is =
#define AND &&
#define as
#define Do
#define long
#define some
#define make
#define shit
#define FAROUT
shell(v, n) SayBro sort v[0]...v[n-1] into increasing order CheckItOut
int v[], n;
like int gap, i, j, temp;
YoDude gap is n/2 an as long as gap > 0 Do some shit an make gap /=2 OK
YoDude i is gap an as long as i < n Do some shit an make i++ OK
YoDude j is i - gap an as long as j >= 0 AND v[j] > v[j+gap] Do some
shit an make j -= gap OK
like
temp is v[j] an
v[j] is v[j+gap] an
v[j+gap] is temp
man
FAROUT man
My roommate said to me, ‘I’m gonna go shave and use the shower; does anyone need to use the bathroom?’ It’s like some weird ass quiz where he reveals the answer first.
I think Pringles original intention was to make tennis balls… but on the day the rubber was supposed to show up a truckload of potatoes came. Pringles is a laid-back company, so they just said, “Fuck it, cut em up!”
I play sports…no I don’t, what the fuck?
So I wish I could play little league now, I’d kick some fuckin’ ass.
I had a parrot. The parrot talked, but it did not say “I’m hungry,” so it died.
I was walking down the street the other day when this guy asked if I wanted a frozen banana…I said ‘no’ but then thought I might want a regular banana later, so…yeah.
If you drink O’Douls, you don’t drink. But if you drink 20 O’Douls in a half hour, then you’re a fucking non-alcoholic. Non-alcoholism is a problem too. And there are symptoms, like when you fall down, does it always hurt?
A burrito is a sleeping bag for ground beef.
Yeah, this comedy is all a part of my “Get Rich Slow” scheme… and it’s working.
A hard drive containing information about multimillion-dollar U.S. defence contracts was obtained in Ghana by a group of Vancouver journalism students as they probed what happens to developed nations‘ discarded and donated electronics.
“You’d think a security contractor that constantly deals with very secret proprietary information would probably want to wipe their drives,” Sifton said Tuesday.
This chick looks like she’s two abortions away from a fetus throwing contest. Check out her insane facial expressions as she rips apart some shy looking kid twice her height.
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