What Is Wrong With The World Today

Updates from March, 2010

• WoW Account Freak Out

  Benny Dacks 5:08 am on July 21, 2009 | 3 Permalink | Reply
  Tags: fail (268), wow account

  So much fail, so little time.

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• Ash Tray Fail

  Benny Dacks 5:04 am on July 21, 2009 | 0 Permalink | Reply
  Tags: fail (268), smoking (5)

  #fail

  

  Sorry about the mess.

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• Smartphone the new target for hackers.

  Benny Dacks 4:56 am on July 21, 2009 | 0 Permalink | Reply
  Tags: Android (152), Mobile operating system, Mobile phone (3), Nokia (204), Operating system (6), Smartphone (31), Symbian (8), Symbian OS

  It seems as if hackers are now moving towards smartphones. This is bad news for Nokia.

  Conventional wisdom has it that mobile platforms like PDAs and mobile phones are safer from malware attacks, one reason being the relatively closed nature of such platforms. In some platforms, such as newer versions of the Symbian OS, this is enforced in part by mandatory code signing, which requires that applications need to be signed by a third party, ensuring (in theory) that they are not malicious. (Currently, this process is carried out by Symbian Signed, now part of the Symbian Foundation).

  Assuming that the third party is trustworthy, this system should be foolproof, shouldn’t it?

  Not always.

  Read more: at TrendMicro

  

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• Complain Fail

  Benny Dacks 4:48 am on July 21, 2009 | 0 Permalink | Reply
  Tags: fail (268)

  

  You're doing it wrong.

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• SAVING PRIVATE REMI

  The Truth 10:18 am on July 15, 2009 | 2 Permalink | Reply
  Tags: private (36), remi (2), saving (13)

  Absolutely Brilliant.
  

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• California Code

  The Truth 11:20 pm on July 2, 2009 | 0 Permalink | Reply
  Tags: California (114), coding (2)

  I’ve lived in California for quite some time now, and I’m starting to pick up the accent. But this is just hilarious.

  #define YoDude for(
  #define OK     )
  #define is     =
  #define AND    &&
  #define as
  #define Do
  #define long
  #define some
  #define make
  #define shit
  #define FAROUT
  
  shell(v, n) SayBro sort v[0]...v[n-1] into increasing order CheckItOut
  int v[], n;
  
  like int gap, i, j, temp;
  
  YoDude gap is n/2 an as long as gap > 0 Do some shit an make gap /=2 OK
      YoDude i is gap an as long as i < n Do some shit an make i++ OK
          YoDude j is i - gap an as long as j >= 0 AND v[j] > v[j+gap] Do some
              shit an make j -= gap OK
              like
                  temp is v[j]      an
                  v[j] is v[j+gap]  an
                  v[j+gap] is temp
              man
  FAROUT man

  from: http://pauillac.inria.fr/~xleroy/stuff/california-prog.html

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• Top 10 Mitch Hedberg Quotes

  The Truth 2:22 am on July 1, 2009 | 0 Permalink | Reply
  Tags: Alcoholism (4), Mitch Hedberg, Quotes (11)

  

  Mitch Hedberg via last.fm

  1. A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer.
  2. My roommate said to me, ‘I’m gonna go shave and use the shower; does anyone need to use the bathroom?’ It’s like some weird ass quiz where he reveals the answer first.
  3. I think Pringles original intention was to make tennis balls… but on the day the rubber was supposed to show up a truckload of potatoes came. Pringles is a laid-back company, so they just said, “Fuck it, cut em up!”
  4. I play sports…no I don’t, what the fuck?
  5. So I wish I could play little league now, I’d kick some fuckin’ ass.
  6. I had a parrot. The parrot talked, but it did not say “I’m hungry,” so it died.
  7. I was walking down the street the other day when this guy asked if I wanted a frozen banana…I said ‘no’ but then thought I might want a regular banana later, so…yeah.
  8. If you drink O’Douls, you don’t drink. But if you drink 20 O’Douls in a half hour, then you’re a fucking non-alcoholic. Non-alcoholism is a problem too. And there are symptoms, like when you fall down, does it always hurt?
  9. A burrito is a sleeping bag for ground beef.
  10. Yeah, this comedy is all a part of my “Get Rich Slow” scheme… and it’s working.

  Source: Wikiquote.

  

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