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Let me start by saying that I’m very impressed with the G1. I’ve owned it for about 2 weeks and I cant believe I was without a phone of this caliber for so long. With that said, I’ve got a few ideas for version 2. Here are the Top 10 Missing Features in [...]

10. Make your own hours.
I think I’ll take today off. Actually, I think I’ll take the whole week off. Fuck it, call me in a month.
9. Work in your underwear.
This can backfire. Make sure you’re contacts dont use Skype, or Camfrog.
8. No Co-workers to deal with.
Finally, I can work without worrying about how to hide [...]

 
10. Email Sniping
Server side fun. “Did you get my email?” <<zap>>, “No…(yes)”
9. The Decaff. Suprise
See how the marketing department feels when their java lifeline is switched to non-caffeinated pisswater. 
8. Good ol’ password change.
Make it something like )*(_&ifhu-)*&D)FH_)87fy-09y8Y_)* and insist they memorize it. Idiots. 
7. The straight up crash
Burn their fucking computer to the ground with a few [...]

 
10. Ask them to finish their bite before continuing.
Always go with the simple approach first. You wind up with less body-bags, cleaner fee’s and suspicious souses. It might not be as effective, but will get the job done in most cases. 
9. Start making ‘Chomping’ noises while they are talking. 
This is a personal favorite of mine. Make [...]

I’ve been in the IT industry for over 10 years now, and if theres one thing I’ve learned, its that IGNORANCE IS RAMPANT in today’s typical office setting in regard to general computer use. Now, I know what you’re thinking, “Who is this guy, why doesnt he just find another job if he hates it [...]