03Dec Top 10 Video Game Based Pornos

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Please, save the hatemail. I know these arent real games, but a guy can dream right? Here are the Top 10 Videogame Based Porno DVD titles and their taglines.

10. Super Mario Hoes

Enter a magical world of mushroom stamps, pipe plunging, and a pair of nympho plumbers. Maria Mario and Luigina Mario feverishly horde all the spare change they can find whilst constantly battling the ever-present mushroom stamping Goomboys.

9. Call of Booty

A POV based film, geared toward the Nazi fetish crowd. We follow Pvt. Johnson as he escapes the evil Nazi sadomasochism dungeon and get back to good ol’ USA to bang out his Blonde Bombshell.

8. World of Whorecraft

This porno is a little different than your normal everyday flick. In order to get the the next DVD chapter, you must first watch the previous chapter 300,000 times in a row, complete 4 masturbatory quests, and shell out another 60 dollars in order to expand your package.

7. Assteroids

Simple. Our main character, Assy, flies through space dodging creampies and 2 girls with a very special cup.

6. Pokemom

Your standard japanese hentai tentacle MILF porno. Any Questions??

5. Ghosthrusters

Find out what happens when Egon and Ray finally ‘cross the streams’.

4. Castleveinia

Vampire Nymphos try and suck the Hero dry.

3. Titris

Titris is a classic Russian porno starring, well, Russian tits. Vladimir, the lead, arranges a series of oddly shaped boobs so they form 1 perfect pair of tits.

2. Counter-Stroke

Suprisingly, this sub-par DVD will not only have you glued to your screen for 12 hours a day, but probably everything else within arms distance… after you’re done of course.

1. Duck Cunt

This interactive DVD allows you to ’shoot’ the vagina of your liking using the remote controller. Afterwards, a bitch will run across the screen and slurp up your load, smiling.