Today’s Best-of-the-Sidebar was originally posted by “Yahweh” …
Being a programmer and the only computer literate person in my family, I get tech support calls from my family all the time. I got a phone call from a brother-in-law today:
Him: Hey, you’re good with computers right?
Me: Yes.
Him: And you know how to program computers?
Me: Yes, that’s [...]

High School/Junior High
10 PRINT “HELLO WORLD”
20 END
First year in College
program Hello(input, output)
begin
writeln(’Hello World’)
end.
Senior year in College
(defun hello
(print
(cons ‘Hello (list ‘World))))
New professional
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