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Please, save the hatemail. I know these arent real games, but a guy can dream right? Here are the Top 10 Videogame Based Porno DVD titles and their taglines.
10. Super Mario Hoes
Enter a magical world of mushroom stamps, pipe plunging, and a pair of nympho plumbers. Maria Mario and Luigina Mario feverishly [...]

President-elect Barack Obama on Monday called the financial crisis one of “historic proportions” and said that he and the Bush administration are “united” in their efforts to get the economy back on track.
As Obama unveiled his economic team, he said there isn’t “a minute to waste” when it comes to rebuilding the economy.
“My commitment is [...]

Tonight on Conan, he announced that a doll company had given them their entire surplus of John McCain Dolls. Seeing how Obama won, they had no use for the dolls and decided to give them to the show. He started giving out giant bags of action figure goodness to the audience members and it hit [...]

Reporting from Washington — Employers slashed jobs from one end of the economy to the other, pushing the unemployment rate to 6.5% — the highest in 14 years — and making a deep recession a virtual certainty.
The Labor Department reported today that the economy lost 240,000 jobs in October, the steepest one-month decline in a [...]

(11-05) 18:16 PST SAN FRANCISCO — A day after California voters approved a state constitutional ban on same-sex marriage, the incendiary issue returned to the state Supreme Court, where gay and lesbian couples and the city of San Francisco filed lawsuits Wednesday seeking to overturn Proposition 8.
And Attorney General Jerry Brown, who represents the state [...]

VIENNA, Austria – She was a stranger, and she kissed me. Just for being an American.
It happened on the bus on my way to work Wednesday morning, a few hours after compatriots clamoring for change swept Barack Obama to his historic victory. I was on the phone, and the 20-something Austrian woman seated in front [...]

 
By Peter Richards
 
PORT OF SPAIN, Trinidad, Nov 5 (IPS) - They sat glued to their television sets as the new president-elect of the United States. Barack Obama, during his acceptance speech in the early hours of Wednesday, made reference to those listening “in far off places” around the world.
As they danced, honked car horns and [...]

 
We have heard the arguments. We have heard the agendas. Now, the country goes to vote. Will the winner be successful in turning the nation around for the better? Probably not. It will take more than two terms to fix this mess. However, there is something at stake, and that is George Walker Bush paying [...]

 
WASHINGTON—After emerging victorious from one of the most pivotal elections in history, president-elect Barack Obama will assume the role of commander in chief on Jan. 20, shattering a racial barrier the United States is, at long last, shitty enough to overcome.
Faced with losing everything, Americans took a long overdue step forward and elected Barack Obama.
Although [...]

 
General David Petraeus deployed overwhelming force when he briefed Barack Obama and two other Senators in Baghdad last July. He knew Obama favored a 16-month timetable for the withdrawal of most U.S. troops from Iraq, and he wanted to make the strongest possible case against it. And so, after he had presented an array of [...]